m1 in idea barrages

Kazoos! For when you want to punish your friends for having kids but you can’t quite afford to buy their brats a drum kit.

An Austin Powers sequel entirely built around the fact that even they understand no sequels were necessary for any reason other than continued merchandising called AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO WORE OUT HIS WELCOME.

I finally realized what the name JD Vance sounds like. It sounds like the name of the frat brother no one else likes but they keep him around because his parents pay for the maid service and weekend bail money.

Comeback Victory” is the kindest way of saying “The Starting Pitcher Was Terrible” in baseball.

In that old chestnut about “two sets of footprints” walking the beach with Jesus, footprints suggests you’re both bare-footed, yeah? So, did the puncture marks in the feet make really distinctive footprint patterns or, like, am I overthinking this one? Don’t crucify me if I am.

Some days, I just wanna go around from garage sale to garage sale, buying broken down electronics, rent out a storefront somewhere and have an art installation of the old Crazy Eddie’s discount electronics chain down in the City.

The earliest version of the Skibidi Toilet is actually found in the Barenaked Ladies’ song ONE WEEK, though he was a very different character at that point, not a man’s head coming out of a toilet, rather some sort of Chinese chicken. The impetus for this change remains unclear.

It used to be a language for our generation, now it’s a barely ambulatory echo of itself, kept around for no reason other than momentum and nostalgia. It’s basically Latin. The Simpsons at this point is Latin, dead functionally but artificially preserved for appearances.