12 in idea barrages

1.) The mother from THE ROOM and the mother from BIRDEMIC would perfectly cancel each other out, fueling a mighty starship.

2.) Being strange to win the adulation of the normies is a sucker’s game. Be strange because it makes you happy.

3.) Dreamt an entire relationship last night. Imaginary girl left me because her friends thought I was ugly. It was… weird. Oddly, it was not nearly as traumatic as being dumped because the distance was too much or because her mother hated me and she needed her money, as has happened in the real.

4.) You can have a clean shave or you can have no cuts. One or the other.

5.) 30 years before SpaceTitanic crashes into Pluto there’ll be a holo about SpaceTitan crashing into same. It’ll be chalked up to coincidence.

6.) When your self-worth flows from the success of college sports teams from the region where you grew up, it may be time to rethink things.

7.) I mean, there must be a British adult actor with the stage name Buckingham Phallus, right?

8.) My fav thing about Scooby Doo was their steadfast disproving of supernatural hoaxes much much more possible than their TALKING DOG. Aliens? Ghosts? Those things can’t possibly be real, just ask our TALKING DOG.