a13 in idea barrages

It’s a shame Marvel already established her as being Canadian because if you had Squirrel Girl coming from New Jersey, Ms. Marvel could be like “Oh, I’m from Jersey City, where are you from?” and Squirrel Girl would look her straight in the eye and say “NUTLEY.”

A Benjamin Franklin themed super-criminal called BENJAMIN FAKELIN. “A penny stolen is a penny EARNED, Batman!”

“Do your worst.” Captain America tells you, knowing you can save the world through your power of self-destruction. “That’s my secret, Cap…” you mutter, “…I’m ALWAYS doing my worst.”

A skinny little lithe rogue who absorbs damage for the party by getting in the way and avoiding it for them, a party role referred to as the “Twank”.

A version of Cinderella where her transformation and protection weren’t from magic but rather from her “godmother”, her gay uncle who is a powerful mob boss that gives her a nice outfit and a sweet ride so she can woo the rich girl she’s in secret love with.

Kermit, trying to make a recipe in the kitchen, reading instructions from the book of Betty Croaker.

A sitcom about the regulars in a D&D shop in Olympia, Washington called “Olympic Games”.

Adam Sandler’s THE WATERBOY but the whole persona is an act to hide in plain sight while he is active as the most prolific serial killer in Louisiana history. He is THE SLAUGHTERBOY.