a9 in idea barrages

It’s like The Yule Log except with Tool songs instead of Christmas carols. The Tool Log.

“Don’t cry for me, Pasadena, the truth is you’re a freeway”

The Pagliacci joke except the doctor suggests pizza and the patient replies “but Doctor, I AM Papa John!”

They try to convince you to hate others because of gender, sexuality, ethnicity, birthplace, faith or lack thereof, not because of their personal biases at all. They do it so they can keep getting away with being corrupt rich folks since everyone else is at each others throats.

Here’s a tip for you, Hollywood: if you’re wondering why people no longer go to a movie just because they find the lead or leads attractive, consider that everyone now has infinite pictures of good looking people on the little phone in their pocket they can take anywhere.

Gifted Kid Syndrome holds us back from fixing ourselves. We glom onto the idea we should be able to smart our way out of any problem & no one else can help if we can’t help ourselves. But independence is a lie. We’re all just here to help each other & that’s ok.

Did the Tin Woodsman have rusting birch face?

Receiving a boost to your armor class from the Marriage Ceremony ritual spell is the TTRPG equivalent of marrying for health insurance.