a5 in idea barrages

I miss when characters had weird imaginary phrases to replace their curses. Like “Great Rao!” or “Great Caesar’s Ghost!” or whatever. I’d love to see a cowboy who replaced all his swears and oaths with “Tumblin’ Tumbleweeds!”

Trying to will the universe into providing an apocalyptic event because you think you’d be a king of ashes in the wasteland, that’s just disastral projections.

A Guns and Roses parody about those chalky Valentine’s hearts called “Will You Be Mine?”

A car is stolen every 7 minutes in America and that car is never a Cybertruck.

If Taylor Swift ever does a concert cruise, you could literally be Swiftboated.

YEAH, IM SIM CITY, THE REAL SIM CITY, ALL THE OTHER SIM CITIES ARE JUST SIMULATING

“We have Utica Club and crab juice.” “Eeeeeewwwwwww, I’ll take the crab juice.”

The weirdest pop culture mash-up would, of course, be BARTLEBY JONES.