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m26 in idea barrages

  • March 25, 2026, 11:35 p.m.
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  1. If that’s what the food is like in GREAT Britain, imagine how bland it must be in plain old REGULAR Britain.

  2. I’m like that three-eyed fish in the Simpsons. I’m a really STRANGE catch, but I AM a catch.

  3. Imagine treating the songs in a holiday-weekend marathon like a binding court ruling.

  4. Everything has to be a UNIVERSE. Can’t just be “KNIVES OUT 3: KNIFE HARDER” or whatever.

  5. Eventually, Mr. Wonka was disgraced, once the recording of him harassing Oompa Loompas by calling them “Gummy THICC” was leaked to the press.

  6. What is an open mic, if not a speak easy?

  7. I hope you like your men the way you like your jarred salsa: mild, thick and chunky.

  8. In D&D, you could call that rich settlement’s music shop a “bardware store”. You could call it that! There aren’t laws against puns that awful, yet, take advantage of the time we have left.


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