m16 in idea barrages

The Stations of the Crossfit! Blaspheme your way to fitness!

I wonder if a youth pastor has tried connecting with The Youth by saying “Now, Jesus was a very charismatic speaker… which makes sense, because He is Rizzin!”

The proper flowers to send to a mohel are, of course, fresh-cut peonies.

If you think about it, “Salt Bae” would be the monster that the Newcomers from ALIEN NATION would threaten their kids with. “Eat your moon spinach, Jtimmy, or The Salt Bae will sear off your flesh in act of hipster seduction!”

Head-canon where Waluigi is just all of Ned Flanders’ repressed evil manifesting while sleep-waahhhhhhhhhhhing.

I’m honestly surprised that meme culture hasn’t led to Ritz Crackers putting out limited edition Rizz Crackers with, like, a little gold leaf on them or something.

Why say “MPreg furry” when you can say “pregnant paws”?

People are asking if a hot dog wore pants, would it wear them just over the meat or also over the bread, but what’s even the point of wearing pants if you aren’t covering your buns?