I was utterly bloated with menopause, and a whole load of other vicious symptoms, I laughed to hubby ‘’I feel like I’ve scoffed a 10-course meal!’‘
The old fart replied ‘’You LOOK like you’d had a 10-course meal!”
He then charged out of bed at lightning speed before I could bippity-bap him!
Where did he go? Straight to the fridge to scoff a lump of cheese, and this was about 1:30am!

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