m12 in idea barrages

Why say “macaroni butter” when you could say “elbow grease”?

If there’s a God & an afterlife anything like near-Eastern monotheism suggests, I guarantee you when you proclaim your religious or ethnic or national identity, God will roll its eyes & say “What’s that? You’re all just people to me. I’ll judge you as you, not as your identity.”

If you can do it for compassion, do it for compassion. If there’s nothing to be done from the perspective of compassion, do it for the bit. This is the proper order of operation.

THE BALL SACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE YOU KEEP MICROPLASTICS, BALL SACK BABY, BALL SACK BABY BALL SACK, BALL SACK WHERE THE PLASTIC’S AT

That Gadsden Flag that fascists use to show they don’t understand the Gadsden Flag or American history in general, except with Trogdor The Burninator from Homestar Runner and the phrase “The Trogdor Comes In The Night”.

Mr. Clean’s Halloween costume is The Grime Reaper.

Probably the worst cultural mash-up would be the concept “Sonny & Chernobyl”.

There aren’t enough parodies of the movie poster for LOGAN where instead of the Wolverine, it’s Keanu Reeves’ beloved character TED THEODORE LOGAN.