m6 in idea barrages

I wonder if at any point in his career, someone told Ted DiBiase “hey, if you’re playing a bad guy, you should call yourself Ted Deviousi instead, that’s a good wrestling name”.

At the robot sex club, they call the johns “android users”.

Since Scientologists consider psychology a plot by evil space monsters to suppress mediocre sci-fi authors minds from realizing they’re actually God, do they have “sleep analysis demons” instead?

I still can’t believe there’s another Bad Boys movie coming out. It sounds like a parody of Hollywood, “the Fresh Prince can still stand? quick, get him in a sequel to a forgettable property decades ago!” It’s a comedy skit, not a movie.

My desire to replicate an old VHS rental store in my basement is the exact same desire Walter Disney had when he put a silent movie nickelodeon room into Disneyland and I HATE this realization.

A movie about the cloning of Michael Cera in a secret Italian cloning facility called “Que Cera Cera”.

The Cleveland baseball team has a player named “Xzavion Curry” which feels like the name of a Klingon dish Commander Sisko would name-drop on Deep Space Nine, not a AAAA taxi-squad pitcher.

BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGELSOFT BATH TISSUE.