m4 in idea barrages

I have like ten ideas about the Ben Folds Five album cut “Jackson Cannery” but obscurity is no aid to comedy. A parody about a lich and it’s “and I’ve got my phylactery”? Mash it up with Jamiroquai’s “Virtual Insanity”? But it’s all in vain as, like, 43 people remember that song.

Experience old MAD magazines anew in virtual reality with the Schlockulus Rift goggles.

Another “Jackson Cannery” jest that requires knowing an obscure song well: a parody of it about FIGHT CLUB called “I Am Jack’s Anatomy”.

NIGHT COURT’s reboot might be good, might be bad, I can’t watch it long enough to figure out which, every time I start to watch, it just makes me so sad that most of the original actors and characters are dead that I just kinda zone out.

All the worst decisions of my life, I made when I was extremely confident. All the best decisions of my life, I made while navigating a labyrinth of self-doubt that forced me to stay honest and questioning in my thinking. Confident Mike is the dumbest Mike there is.

A horror-host spin on Mystery Science Theater 3000 called “Tales From The Quipkeepers”.

Some sort of… fan fiction crossover between STAND BY ME and THE FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR would be bonkers.

“How did you and Mom meet?” Timmy asked. “I got one look at that woman simulating fellatio on a latex copy of a human ear with a microphone in it, I said to myself, self? We’re gonna marry that girl.”