f28 in idea barrages

Doing something terrible and then defending yourself with “well, other people have gotten away with it before, so I should be able to as well, it’s only fair!” is the rock-bottom argument for nearly all corrupt power in the world. That’s all they have.

An astronaut porn called SHUTTLECOCKS.

Why say that Wolverine’s healing factor renders him nearly immortal when you can say “endless shrimp”?

But what is a human brain if not a wordchipper?

A double album of songs with all the same titles as the Use Your Illusion albums, but other than the titles, completely different songs.

Kick ass, take numbers, take ass, kick numbers.

A superhero who doesn’t know Daredevil’s secret but is on good terms with him generally, jovially saying “hey Hornhead, long time, no see!” at a reserve Avengers meeting… and Murdock’s gotta fake not being taken aback to keep up the facade.

Problem with treating pro athletes like cogent voices in culture is that they necessarily NEED to be some of the least educated least broadly experienced humans in history to get THAT good at using bodies in such specialized ways. They stop taking real classes in middle school.