feb 26 in idea barrages

Why call them “final exams” when you could call them “the testival”?

The Fast and the Curious George”. That’s it. That’s that pitch.

She’s a 10 but will only address you as “MORTAL!”

I wanna know,” he said, “but I don’t wanna WANNA know, you know?” Eventually he clarified. “Of course I want to know, but I know I’d be the better off without that want.”

What IS a hammock, if not a cocoon for the ugly little woolybear of the soul?

A parody of Rico Suave about confusing Enya and Sade would be really great. “Enya… Sade…”

Hank Johnson was a screenwriting man and a screenwriting man was he. They put him up against an AI screenwriting machine & of course he did a lot better, but the machine was slightly more profitable so it “won” and he died of a broken heart right there, in traffic on La Cineaga.

Do one of those “musical instrument from a bunch of water glasses” rigs, but use carbonated water, and call yourself “The Brian Seltzer Orchestra”.