f22 in idea barrages

The Nicholson Joker whispering to you seductively “wait’ll they get a load in ME!”

Why say “the drinks are on the house” when you can say “roof beer”?

Repelling Amish Superman with his one weakness, mennonite.

I just finally put it together that “Electric Light Orchestra” was probably a riff on the Big-Band “Enoch Light Orchestra” which… wasn’t like a riff on the term “light opera”. Band leader was named Enoch Light. Memetic mutation is a hell of a thing to misunderstand.

Why say “converting to Christianity” when you can say “Emmanuel transition”?

Awards season is like at a carnival where you can swap a bunch of smaller prizes out for a bigger one. Win four Tonys, you are entitled to trade up for one Anthony.

A dignified caveman who allows his nearest and dearest to call him “Thob”, yes, but requests a respectful “Thobert” from those less close to him.

The weirdest thing about billionaires is the way they’ll see films that are cautionary tales about dystopian futures no sane human could possibly want inflicted on anyone else ever and just think “THAT’S HOW I WANT MY CAR TO LOOK!”