During a conversation with The Lady and her 18 year old son in which the phrases, “[Girl name]’s beautiful and delicious vagina”, as well as, “Do you think you’re above the vagina? Dude… Nobody is above the vagina,” were both said outloud, I think I realized how I’ve managed to not make a girl pregnant.
Growing up in a house with five women and one bathroom, a guy learns things about female biology whether he wants to or not. One of the things I learned was that if you pay attention, you can tell when things are different.
Another piece of the picture is that if there was ever anything that I wanted more than everything else, it was to not have kids. Whatever else you do, DO NOT MAKE A GIRL PREGNANT.
I remember the moment it really hit me that the change in the biology of a female was her body wanting to reproduce. [ExGf] was in my lap and we were making out, and she said, “I’ve just been SO horny lately.” It really hit me that her body was giving her some kind of chemical demand to make a fucking baby right now.
So the new theory is that my body has somehow trained itself to not be horny when her body is trying to make a baby. Now that I’ve thought about it directly, I believe I can smell it. I’m not talking about pheromones, since it turns out pheromones don’t affect humans. It’s an actual smell.
Hmm.
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