While having the conversation about her son’s potential problems vis-a-vis female biology and the chemical imperative to put genitals together, he was also experiencing a blood sugar crash. There was toasted ravioli sitting right next to him, and a few times, his mom used the phrase, “Just shove it in your mouth.” I was under the impression that she was suggesting an alternative to putting genitals together (thus not making a baby and ruining college and futures and stuff), because yeah. Then I realized she was talking about the food, because he needed to eat. So that was funny.
The problem with that advice (which, for the record was not advice she found helpful at all) as far as an alternative to putting genitals inside genitals is that however amazing and glorious the mouth and parts beyond may be, the biological need is to put the parts that create more humans together. Not only that, but the more wonderful and intoxicating everything else is - skin, lips, tongues, fingers, hair, smell, taste, everything about her, really - the more urgent the need becomes to shove it inside and go crazy.
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