f8 in idea barrages

A mash of Even The Nights Are Better and the Lavrene and Shirley theme.

Comedy childcare injuries are treated in the Peekaboo ICU.

It was terrible that Michael Richards was racist as hell and it’s good he saw consequences… but Jerry Seinfeld literally groomed a high school girl to be his wife as a middle aged millionaire and, like, it’s so weird that people don’t see that as exponentially worse.

“Being known for being terrible is better than not being known” is the worst mind virus of them all. No. If you’ve nothing useful to add, sit back, enjoy the ride. Fame is a soul-rot to be endured because you’ve something to contribute, not a good thing, let ALONE an end itself.

A porno parody of Art Bell’s Coast To Coast AM called “BREAST OF THE ROCKIES”

Start a hard liquor line called Concept, just to set yourself up for a lifetime of “proof of Concept” puns. It will be a good life. Good Enough.

The people who own the IP rights to “Back to the Future” could probably sue you if you named your band BEEF TANNEN, so that’s out, but maybe BEEF TANNINS is far enough away to survive the lawsuit.

Medieval feudalism didn’t give us much but it did give us the fact that there probably was at least one time a lord ordered a bunch of tenant workers on one of his plots “Serfs, up! Hoes down!” in demand of more agricultural production.