f6 in idea barrages

“And this is my AAA card…” the tow truck drive looked at the card “You’re in the… Agnostics Against Abstinence?” “I’m in the AAA, yes.”

So if India has Bollywood, is there a bindipendent cinema scene as well?

Celebrating Cinco de Mayo by filling a sink with mayonnaise and bopping for avocados.

I mean, Robin was a good sidekick, but how you could be BATMAN and not realize that the best name for his sidekick would be Dracu-Lad? World’s finest detective, sure, but not for finding the best puns.

Eventually, mad science will get around to fusing horse DNA with classic rock to get to the fabled Patbene-taur.

When your kid goes through a goth thing, refer to their bedroom as “The Island of Doctor Morose”. Kid will have no idea what you’re talking about but know I will be proud of you.

When a superhero publicly reveals their secret identity, we should call it “coming out of the phonebooth”.

If you think you are justified in hurting people because you’re right, congratulations, you’re no longer right in any meaningful way, go punish yourself, zealot.