f2 in idea barrages

HP but, like, not Harry Potter. Like, Hewlett Packard And The Over-Priced Inks or whatever.

A nature show in a ren faire that calls itself Mutual of Omaha’s Feudal Kingdom.

An entirely tame horror film where the only “terror” is the childrens fear of being shooed out of curmudgeony neighbors’ yards. It’s very meta and it’s just called SCRAM.

I realize they’re just there to “set the mood” but if a doctor ever has to refer to the posters of rudimentary human physiology that hang on the wall in every examination room, you are probably in a LOT of trouble. Like they should have that memorized.

The Wookie god of wine and revels, Chewbacchus.

Today’s song to the dog: OLLIE BEAR, OLLIE BEAR, FRIENDLY FLOOR DWELLING OLLIE BEAR, IS HE BEAR? YES HE IS! ALSO HE IS A DOG SOMEHOW, HEY THERE, THERE BORKS THE OLLIE BEAR

My brain froze up and the only phrase I had for “frosting” was “cake sauce” yet, after the embarrassment subsided, I realized… no, I like that better.

A parody of Bowie’s “Sound and Vision” about bad decisions? One example of this would be the bad decision to mash up “Muskrat Love” and “Love Stinks” into something called “Love Skinks”.