f4 in idea barrages

A redneck version of Yakov Smirnov called “Jake Whiskey”, as a first draft of the horror that eventually became “Larry The Cable Guy”.

The cool new posters for the Phantom Menace re-release are like creating the most beautiful candy bar wrappers ever, only to shove old dog turds into them.

Woke up singing “ASHES TO ASHES, FUN TO FUNKY, WE KNOW SHREK’S BEST FRIEND IS DONKEY” for some reason.

If you pair up Ducks Unlimited with Olive Garden’s unlimited breadsticks, oh man, that’s a real interesting mess.

Indiana Jones versus 21 Jumpstreet in INDIANA JONES AND THE RAIDERS OF THE BOSS NARC.

G.O.P. is really out there trying to get everyone to shoot their dogs to normalize their ghoulish leadership’s position and, Christ, it might even worse, considering how they got a handful of people to shoot up bleach.

A Beatles parody about the cuckold game fetish called GOT TO GET YOU INTO MY WIFE.

Every day I realize that, yes, we never got flying cars but the upside is that the kids would’a called ‘em “flars” and man, I couldn’t have handled having to say “flar” multiple times a day.