Further Perpetuating The Cycle Of Greed in Hello

I should have never gone into the Guitar Center two weeks ago. I saw MY Yamaha keyboard that I instantly fell in love with. Now while yesterday was spent stuffing my face full of food at my friends place, smoking mass amounts of pot, and watching endless hours of Futurama on Netflix, I did keep bitching about just HOW many places were open yesterday (Starbucks, I’m mean really, white people and their fucking coffee) and how many WERE opening in the evening for something I affectionately called White Thursday. (I’m unoriginal here, I thought it funny in contrast to Black Friday.) Anyways, I haven’t shopped on a Black Friday since ‘02…I don’t believe in it. Same thing with Cyber Monday or whatever.

Well, lo and behold dumbass me just HAD to log onto Amazon today to find said keyboard going for a better deal online than in store. So guess who just spent half his paycheck…

Yeah, this guy.