j19 in idea barrages

Crashing Bedrock’s economy through surreptitious clam farming.

An ad for getting rid of ads is the most American thing ever created.

MATZO MATZO MAN, I WANT TO BE A MATZO MAN

Whenever some conman gives you a line about the imminent colonization of Mars with current technology, think about how hard it would be for you as a normal person to visit Antarctica. Multiply that by a million. That’s how hard it would be to live on Mars.

A film about experimental psychology gone amok called JUNG FRANKENSTEIN.

A specialty veterinarian, an ear nose and goat doctor.

Most flat bread types are naan-euclidean.

I like the idea of Linkin Park going on Linkedin to find a new singer for Linkin Park with Linkin Park’s Linkedin.