j13 in idea barrages

The ability to tell when someone’s into anyone other than you is not the most useful superpower, but it’s a good one for the back of the trading card.

“Walkin’ Into Spiderwebs” by Gwen Stefani but about someone really into Spider-Man, telling you to come back after they’ve watched their Spider-Man.

General Tso answers directly to Chicken Ala King.

I think we all agree that the best last name for Benedict Cumberbatch is “Cabbagepatch” but the jury still seems to be out on the first name. I want to pitch to you “Burgertime”. Dr. Strange star Burgertime Cabbagepatch.

In Soviet Blockbuster, being kind rewinds YOU.

A bar next to a gym called “Energy Drinks”.

I kinda like the idea of, naming your business, put “EST. Whatever The Next Year Is” on your building and every January, changing the name so you’re always one year in the future.

Luke Skywalker in the basement of Jabba’s drug den, but instead of The Rancor, it’s just Shrek.