j9 in idea barrages

Why say “counterfeit” when you can say “funmarked bills”?

a robot named Shirley Template

why say “anime masturbation injury” when you can say “yaoi owie”?

A mathematical tangent about student loans and who gets to cosine.

Maybe vampires react like that to a crucifix because they’re jealous of a dude who can go shirtless in the daytime like that.

Star Wars is science fantasy about how the technology works but grounded in how awful human systems are, while Star Trek is the reverse, always trying to connect back to science at least a little, but the people live in impossible utopias.

A Southern pornography subscription site called Only Family.

If Flanders really is so pious, why does he go to the milquetoast middle of the road Protestant church the Simpsons attend?