j3 in idea barrages

A ninja flick about a drunken-boxing-style fighter who has switched to hard seltzer for his health called FIST OF THE WHITE CLAW.

There’s a way to mash up DUCK TALES and CALL ME AL but I think I’m only smart enough to know that it exists, not to know how to get there.

KNEES ARE WEAK, PALMS ARE SWEATY / VHS, HE’S WATCHIN’ SCROOGE STARRING ALBERT FINNEY

An album of country and western covers of classical music called MEANWHILE, BACH AT THE RANCH.

“Oh, I see, YOU can mesmerize anyone you want but if I mesmerize someone I’m violating their free will,” she complained bitterly, “you’re a real hypno-crite, you know that, Steve?”

A parody of Poison’s “Unskinny Bop” about the mythical Amazonian archers called “One-Titty Bop”.

I wonder if there was, like, just the one guy who actually registered Hypercam2.

A movie about a Viagra shipment heist called HARDENED CRIMINALS.