j7 in idea barrages

Replace that angry British chef with Donald Duck, call it THE MALLARD REACTION.

Pee Wee Herman and He-Man mashed together into Her-Man.

A romantic arc for your Open Hand monk character called “Punch-Monk Love”.

A heavy metal band that only covers George Michael songs called “Wham of God”.

When a Twilight fan pares back their social media contacts, that’s an Edward cullin’.

MAD DAM: BEYOND PALINDROME

Ah, yes, Youtube. Where you have to pay to watch for the advertisement for a movie by first watching an intellectually insulting advertisement for licorice.

Garfield singing along to the Faith No More cover of “Easy” and being all like “because I’m lazy… aaaa aaaa aaaa aaaa… I’m lazy, fuck Monday morning … aaaa aaaa aaaa aaaa…”