dec30 in idea barrages

If you want to get a doctorate in culinary school, you’ll have to defend your dessertation.

Post-TARDIS Stress Dalek. It yells “DISSOCIATE! DISSOCIATE!”

Is there anything less creative or funny than when an ad teases using a curse word or vulgar reference, then cops out with a wink and an innocuous change of subject at the end? We aren’t 9, Old Spice ad, for heaven’s sake, you aren’t edgy, it’s just lazy writing.

Nothing good in this life is transactional.

Early fashion shows were photographed via glamora obscura.

Maybe now that Post Malone has done a song with Taylor Swift, he can finally afford laser tattoo removal!

A mash-up of Young MCs “Bust A Move” and the theme song to Petticoat Junction.

Life’s meaning changes for you, and all of us, every single day, whether you like it or not, whether you notice it or not. It’s a real Ship of Thesaurus sorta deal.