dec 26 in idea barrages

There is a great joke, somewhere, in the line “Jojo Siwa, Your Wife Is Calling” but the Venn Diagram between knowing mid-Eighties Richard Pryor films and knowing 2010s internet celebrity culture is exceedingly thin sliver. Might not be worth following through on.

All restaurants are drive-thru, provided you’re driving a tank.

The only thing on the internet more humiliating than dating sites is LinkedIn.

If they find an Irish Stonehenge, I want them to call it O’Belisks.

In a college dorm, all curtains are blackout curtains.

The Harry Potter books are so similar to Chik-Fil-A because, like, the people making the money off it are disgusting but even if they weren’t, the product itself is massively overpriced and overrated to begin with.

“50 Shades of Graham” by E.L. Fudge.

People think speculative fiction is about just coming up with wild differences & running with them, but if you want to know the truth, it’s about creating wild differences to try & figure out what of the human experience changes with new stimuli & what remains.