dec 12 in idea barrages

You raised us, constantly telling us how we were destined for greatness and the best at everything, and now you say we got a generational praise kink. Like, yeah, you did that to us, yes.

National It’s-Not-Anything’s-Day Day would be a fun holiday. Like the free square at the middle of a bingo card, except for calendars.

If you do creative work in hope of becoming famous, no matter what happens, it’ll end in tears. If you do it to get rich, you’d have better chance playing the lotto, but good luck! If you do it as it’s the only thing that keeps you even a little sane, though, welcome to the club.

When a weightlifter has withdrawal from going without supplements, they get the protein shakes.

Why call it “vasectomy” when you can call it “scroto-rooter”?

He couldn’t directly describe how it hurt or even exactly where, it was an oblique injury.

It’s not that the moth is ATTRACTED to the light, it’s that it is UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY CONFUSED by the light. This is a metaphor but it’s also true.

If there is only one original member still touring with Three Dog Night, doesn’t that just make them… Dog Night?