dec 8 in idea barrages

On one level, GREASE is about how if you really love someone, you should change everything about yourself for them, but on another level GREASE is about all teenagers looking like they’re thirty-five.

The only people who would look a computer procedurally generating varations on stolen digital material and think “oh my God, that’s intelligence!” are actually dumber than even that dumb blind remixing of the pre-existing. They mistake variating and interating.

Gore Vidal Sassoon - If YOU don’t look unbearably upper-crust and snooty, WE don’t look unbearably upper-crust and snooty.

“Put your money where your mouth is!” and “Put your ankles where your mouth is!” are very different energies.

DON’T TELL MY BIRD / MY LARGE CLOACA-ED BIRD / DON’T PRETEND YOU HAVEN’T HEARD / CUZ ONE THING ‘BOUT MY BIRD / MY LARGE CLOACA-ED BIRD / SHE LAYS EGGS WHERE SHE LAYS HER TURDS

A chilling novel of a totalitarian popcorn-run future by George Orville Redenbacher.

RANDY TRAVIS MEATLOAF / ONLY WAY TO STAY ALIVE is my favourite line from “I Am The Walrus”.

Pissing all over holy writings can get you a urinary tract infection.