dec 4 in idea barrages

Being between two radio markets & hearing two classic rock stations both play the same playlists w/ slightly different timings for different local adbreaks, it really breaks the radio kayfabe where we’re supposed to pretend 93% of it doesn’t come from a satellite farm in Phoenix.

Losing the title in Billy Corgan’s wrestling promotion fills the defeated grappler with melancholy, as well as an infinite sadness. For the winner, however, today is the great day he’s ever known.

They stopped making gargoyles as it attracted too many costumed vigilantes to pose broodingly. “The Dongler stole our computer dongles! Where’s Batman or Spiderman? Even Daredevil?” “Aldis installed a new gargoyle & they’re breaking it in w/ a pose-off.” “The Dongler wins again!”

A D&D item shop that’s more of like a low-magic convenience store and it’s called “Counter Spell”.

“You don’t understand! You hated it for two and a half hours but if you just spend ANOTHER two hours with it! You’ll love it then!” yelled Zack Snyder, looking for money and press coverage without having to do anything new, yet again.

In TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, the narrator springs from the bed to see what was the matter and I, for one, hope the matter was plasma.

At Soviet Holiday Inn, breakfast compliments YOU.

He wasn’t going to intercede on the bar fight until someone made him spill his whiskey. Walt was resigned to the battle now, cracked his knuckles. “Well, Disney,” he muttered to himself, “no more Mr. Mice Guy.”