nov 22 in idea barrages

You know what’d be a bonkers cheapie mash-up flick? MARS NEEDS WOLFMEN.

Hitting on Swamp Thing with the line “Get off, my lawn!”

CAKE BOSS implies the existence of CAKE HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT.

When you get booked to host The Hollywood Christmas Parade on the CW, that’s the universe’s polite way of saying “you’re embarrassing yourself, this is how low you’ve sunk, retire, start a yak farm, you are no longer talented or relevant”. No one seems to get the hint, though!

I think the best title where you replace one word in the title with “Grover” is definitely the classic Star Trek episode “City On The Edge of Grover”.

Your bare-knuckle fist-fighting halfling monk character will be named Rocky Bilboa.

The Golden Girls but it’s about The Golden Path in the later DUNE books.

Bad mustaches are, in plural, a Windowless White Panel Van of bad mustaches. Like how a bunch of crows is a murder of crows? A Windowless White Panel Van is the collective plural for bad mustaches.