nov 18 in idea barrages

I’ve never been able to tolerate a full episode of SEX IN THE CITY, of course, I don’t even remember if it’s IN THE CITY or AND THE CITY. But it just feels like there would be an entire episode that’s essentially “What if Blanche from the Golden Girls got a hook-up app profile?”

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES already happened, but you can’t tell me PRIDE AND BEETLEJUICE wouldn’t have been twenty times better.

Medusa became a sort of goddess figure for the pigeons, wherever she went, there were new statues for them to relieve themselves upon. They didn’t know how or why, they just knew she provided for them. The pigeons loved Medusa so much.

If you’ve never seen a farm but you’re open to proof that they exist, you’re agrinostic.

Of all the potential rap personas for members of the Addams Family, probably “Thuggsley” has the most power.

Chumbawumba Jambalaya - the spice will knock you down, but you’ll get up again for more!

If you think about it, the theme to Garfield and Friends was really just Lorenzo’s music.

One of the great things about Ollie the dog is, like, earthquake? Thunderstorm? House explodes across the railroad tracks? You’ll be lucky if he farts or snores louder. But if the Fedex guy rings the doorbell, he’s at Defcon 6 and won’t stop barking for 10 straight minutes.