nov 16 in idea barrages

We take our antihistamines to stave off the histameanies.

Jesus croaked once and came back, that’s amazing, but Kermit the Frog croaks every day and is still walking around, why is there no Kermitology?

A Bollywood musical interpretation of Steely Dan’s “Brooklyn Owes The Charmer Under Me” wherein the charmer is a literal snake charmer.

In the comics, The Falcon has the ability to telepathically communicate with birds, so he’s the only human who has ever enjoyed listening to the eagles.

Estiman, whose only power is being really good at estimating but uses the skill so creatively and broadly that he somehow still holds his own as a superhero, with only that one extraordinary ability and maybe he’s also, like, pretty good at judo.

An entire play about two people standing in line for a monster movie, an existential examination of the time we live in between the significant moments, called WAITING FOR GODZILLA.

You have been asked to talk dirty, but English is your second language, and you’re trying your best. Some part of you knows they want you to ask “who’s your daddy?” but you just keep yelling “I AM YOUR LANDLORD! I AM YOUR LANDLORD!” Like, you’re kind of there but also not at all.

The groundhog quickly exits the multiplex, having seen his own shadow. Bad news, everyone! As the legend states, this portends six more unnecessary Ghostbusters follow-ups.