no 4 in idea barrages

Another good name for a band? “Sexpiration Date”.

Whenever Superman shows up to an art reception, he is always disappointed by the metaphorical meaning of “light refreshments”, what with how he’s powered by the light of Earth’s yellow sun.

Italian sushi with, like, orzo for the rice and that weird tube of basil paste some stores sell instead of the wasabi.

Someone stole his Victorian explorer hat and now he’s really pithed-off.

Empire Wilson is the Rebel Wilson of the Sith Alliance.

The “Bubble O’Bill” ice cream bar’s return would somehow save America, like Arthur coming back to save England in its darkest hour.

A Muppet Babies of wrestling, starring a character called The Youngertaker.

“Disrupting” is the worst way to effect change. Even the most wellintentioned revolution fails if it kills innocents along the way. Not just morally also tactically. The “collateral damage” becomes a counterrevolution that overturns you, destroying even more lives down the line.