oct 29 in idea barrages

Just saw a news article where a slumlord called their exploitive abusive slum tenement apartment buildings “multi-family affordable housing”. Bad enough to abuse your renters like that but to abuse the language too? Insult to injury.

Today’s song for Ollie the dog “I DID IT ALL FOR THE WOOFIE”.

If Hank Williams the 7th and Willie Nelson and whatnot are “outlaw country” I’m assuming Garth Brooks and Billy Ray Cyrus are, like, “inlaw country”.

Now that marijuana is basically legal everywhere, can we finally admit that Bill and Ted weren’t sweetly dumb, they were just high every single second of their waking lives? It’s okay, now. We can admit this now. Lucas can edit THAT into the remasters.

A parody of Ben Folds “Jackson Cannery” about a weed dispensary?

I’m not the best masturbator in the world but I can hold my own.

The Last Supper, except with Breaking Bad characters, and it’s called BREAKING BREAD.

Name your candy making recipe book “The Caramel Sutra”.