oct 17 in idea barrages

A parody of the Beach Boys “Barbara Ann” about Baba Yaga.

A starship full of Space Puritans and the line “set phasers to SHUN”.

A role-playing game NPC shopkeeper named “Dealy Stan” who says things like “Can’t buy a thrill, will ya?” and “Only pretzel logic can explain these deals!”

Did any of the reviews of DUNE refer to the character of Chani as a “frem fatale”? That’d be fun!

If you could give two shits, that means you’re pulling double doody.

Even though they sound like the same thing, a sports bra and a push-up bra are different things.

The grunge look was basically a caveman who was hastily dressed with whatever clothes a lumberjack found after he defrosted from an Alaskan glacier, and that was beautiful.

Why say “69” when you can call it “double down”?