oct 11 in idea barrages

No past action justifies proactive violence now. Maybe we have to be violent in direct self-defense, time to time, but no ancient wrong makes hurting someone else now right. The past is gone, the future is imaginary, ameliorating pain now is all we have.

It’s like The Headless Horseman, but it’s for ears instead of heads, and it’s called Vincent Van Ghost.

The theme song to FAT ALBERT is entirely ruined by realizing what Bill Cosby actually considered “a good time”. It makes the “hey hey hey!” incredibly sinister.

I realize it was not their conscious agenda but something has always weirded me out that Back to the Future ends with rock ‘n’ roll being invented by the tiniest white man on Earth.

Ironically, Orange Julius is the OG OJ, ok?

If Ranch Dressing was the only treasure the explorers were able to sneak out before being killed, imagine what OTHER treasures are hidden in that valley. The British Museum salivates at the very idea!

It’s LITERALLY A GHOSTBUSTERS MOVIE ABOUT COLD WEATHER and they DIDN’T BRING IT BACK AS “Ecto-Coolest”, which is both a sin AND a crime.

“Ghost Pepper” Cheetos for the new Ghostbusters. Meh. If they’d had any kind of vision, they’d’a made Chili with Lime Flavoured Cheetos and pumped them up to be LIMER, and then had a slime “S “in front of the word. Yet again, I was not consulted first and the world suffers.