oct 7 in idea barrages

I hope the bug messiah turns out to be a carpenter ant.

A parody of “Let My Love Open The Door” about the NES game Milon’s Secret Castle?

A punk band called CAPE FIERI.

I like to think that Jim Davis used his Lasagna Cat billions to buy a series of island that he calls The Garfapellago.

“Actor Puts Up Trial Balloon For Massive Payday In Prequel/Sequel/Reboot That Will Never Happen” is, like, 20% of the entertainment news headlines these days.

A horror movie about a killer French chef called CREPESHOW.

They should sell a service that delivers flowers that don’t exist and call it NFTDs.

The best name for a burlesque or drag persona is “Emerald Lagasse”. You can punctuate every dance move with Bam!