oct 3 in idea barrages

Seeing VHS for WAKING NED DEVINE fills my head with the song “Fisherman’s Blues” by The Waterboys, in that way the trailer for every other movie in the history of Miramax used that song. I don’t even know if that particular movie’s trailer used it, it just FEELS like it.

St. Patrick’s Day is incredibly minor in Ireland. Cinco de Mayo is Flag Day level in much of Mexico. Hanukkah was one of the less significant festivals in Judaism until recently. Not that the differences are wrong but it’s important to note the fluidity of TRADITION at all times.

Cake’s “Rock N Roll Lifestyle” except about someone who makes their living as a whack-a-mole ringer at arcades.

The three rules of dolphin real-estate: ECHOLOCATION, ECHOLOCATION, ECHOLOCATION.

It is only antiquated intellectual property laws standing between you and starting a lunch place called “Yo! MTV Wraps!”

A parody of GNR’s “Mr. Brownstone” about Paula Poundstone?

It’s weird that around Halloween there’s fake spider webs and dried corn everywhere but almost no one is making “cob webs” visual puns with them.

I’m still kind of disappointed that the Portuguese word for “geese” is “gansas” not “Portugeese”.