sept 23 in idea barrages

Here’s a terrible idea to picture in your head: Jar-Jar Sphinx.

A youtube channel where you review hot dogs in a German-accented existentialist monotone called “Wiener Herzog”.

Why say “dumpling muk bang” when you can say “wonton destruction”?

When will Frito-Lay pay off Shakira to do a “Chips Don’t Lie” Super Bowl ad?

You don’t even need a personality to have a cult of personality anymore. As long as a relatively recent ancestor stole enough money for you to inherit, they pretend you have a personality and form the cult on that.

I choose to believe that Justin Beeber has a breakdancing butler called Bustin’ Jeevers.

A Celtic gutter-punk band called CORNED BEEF HARSH.

I like to imagine that if he were a Pokemon, Clay Aiken would’ve evolved into Golem Aiken by now.