sept 19 in idea barrages

If I was a billionaire, I wouldn’t buy websites so people couldn’t make fun of me, I’d commission an animated version of ARTHUR, keeping all the dialogue and sound effects from the Dudley Moore film, while having all the characters be from the ARTHUR children’s book series.

A Popeye and Brutus duet ENCANTO parody “We Don’t Talk About Bluto”.

Luncheon loaf + Cap’n Crunch = Cruncheon loaf.

Just a full on musical parodying every song in EVITA about the Dragonballz character Vegeta.

If you had classic Christmas toys sponsored by 3rd-tier sandwich chains, we could have Schlotzsky’s Schlot Cars.

What would be fun would be, as part of a near-death full-life-review, a counter of all the things you didn’t do and chances you didn’t take because you were afraid of making other people uncomfortable. I like to think I’ve spun that odometer.

BOIL SHACK shouldn’t be the name for a seafood restaurant, it should be the name for a low-rent black market dermatology service.

Today I learned “nutraceutical” is the new made-up word for “useless but harmless dietary supplements”. Pseudo-science always comes up with a new word for a fake idea once the rubes catch on. The double-edged sword of English, she evolves despite herself.