s15 in idea barrages

Another great name for a band? SHART DECO.

What kind of unholy fusion of “rural” and “hipster” would you have to be to unironically refer to Tractor Supply as “TSC”?

Take the rhythm of the Tom Petty line “Stop draggin’ my heart around” but use the words “cheeseburger in paradise” instead. It works too well.

A parody of that awful old musical GREASE about GEESE.

When you get tricked into believing in absolutes, they can make you think all you need to be happy is the opposite of yourself, and then they can sell you absolutely anything.

Life is hard for everyone, just in different ways. Yes, it’s hard-ER for some people or others, for unfair reasons, but it’s difficult for everyone. Everyone who has what you want is wandering around needing something else. Reject jealousy, embrace empathy.

When a Canadian gets scared, their skin breaks out into moose bumps.

Why call it “first-class lounge” when you can say “flight club”?