sept 17 in idea barrages

The bad news is, everything’s a test. The good news is, no one’s keeping score.

And we would’ve won the Laff-a-lympics, too, if it wasn’t for those medalling kids.

The optimal name for a crust-punk band is Piss Miggy.

The best part of not trying to be in the film industry is not having to care about awards season. It’s so exhausting.

The only true way to get rid of adenoids is to get an equal amount of subtractenoids and hope they annihilate into pure energy.

A comic book movie called SUPER-GORBACHEV with the catchphrase “It’s Gorbin’ Time!”

Every culture eventually finds the perfection of PROTEIN GOO IN STARCH POCKET.

Tums deserve their own Drug Day, like weed has 420.