s3 in idea barrages

Why say “ghosts that train the new ghosts” when you can say “non corpus mentors”?

Yogi catgirls are all like “Nyanmaste”.

A parody of POTUSA’s “Peaches” about the Dr. Seuss story “Sneeches”.

America. The country that saw a racist ventriloquist and said “Let’s Make Jeff Dunham a Star!”

A giant graven image of the most adorable retriever pupper called The Golden Deceiver.

There is apparently a human-pong player named Areola and from the look of his popularity on Twitter, he’s the tits.

Disney Adult youtube seems to be of two categories: aging twink obsessed with one particular ride in one particular park or woman who has a closeted aging twink for a husband who mostly just wants to drink wine or blender cocktails in brightly-coloured rooms.

And now my brain is mashing up the Harlem Globetrotters “Sweet Georgia Brown” and that old “Ain’t We Got Fun” that every documentary ever uses as short-hand for the American economy before the Great Depression.