s1 in idea barrages

“Muskrat Love” slowed down 500% into a vaporwave song called “Muskrat Ambivalence”.

I don’t know why vampires would turn frogs into vampire frogs, I just know the frogs would say “Bloodweiser”.

If George R.R. Martin wins an award and you’re at the sound-board and you don’t play as his entrance and exit music the theme song to the Fox sitcom “MARTIN” you are officially history’s greatest monster.

A.H.A.B. All wHalers Are Bastards.

If I wasn’t the last person under 50 to remember who Gomer Pyle was, you know some ad firm would use A.I. to do a ghoulish “like a Jim Nabors, State Farm is there” ad.

Considering the lead actress and the Affleck cameo, 2005’s ELEKTRA was ironically unable to Garner any good will.

If wrestling’s Jeff Jarrett ever did an ad for a boba shop, the slogan would be “Jay eee dubble eff jay aay dubble aargh eee dubble tea bubble tea”.

Why say “web-swinging” when you can say “Peter Parkour”?