1123 in idea barrages

1.) The epitaph on western civilization’s grave: “rich people are ruining everything (please make me one of them)”

2.) When the frat’s plane crashed in the desert. the survivors were left to wander in vain search for a broasis.

3.) No, you don’t do or say something about an oppressed minority just because they can. Privilege is about power imbalance not “fair’s fair”.

4.) Only tonight did I finally realize the annoying “Let Me Sleep On It” song was by Meatloaf and not from Grease as I’d assumed.

5.) “He died the way he lived… killin’ Nazis.”

6.) Star Wars is our collective repeatedly cheating lover. “This time,” it says, “this time I’ve changed.” We should know better.

7.) In Northern California, they fly EMTs to the scene of the crash via hellacopter.

8.) No, twitter, of course I’m not excited for the ‪#‎AMAs‬, as I’m neither a record executive nor a 12 year old girl. Pop music can go suck it.