aug 26 in idea barrages

He named his penis “Scoville” as he considered it a unit of heat.

Are the studios are killing physical media & crippling streaming, so we HAVE to buy their diminishing-returns remakes, as we can’t watch the real thing anymore? Is it any different than how they refused to allow the big films on television for as long as they could, mid-century?

People making jokes about kids thinking Tom Sawyer was written by Rush don’t want to admit that it’s a lot more likely that someone born in 2005 has at least heard of Mark Twain in high school English but has never ever had a reason to know what Rush is.

You could go around PRETENDING to be a member of AARP, then you’d be LAARPing.

If you think about it, anywhere you display your My Little Ponies is technically shelf stable.

Everyone knows Springsteen’s “Born to Run” and Soul Asylum’s “Runaway Train” are basically the same song but consider that so is Cheap Trick’s “Surrender”.

I just saw the closed caption for a commercial’s jingle on a youtube ad and it said “audio logo” and my brain broke. They can’t call it a jingle? People with hearing issues still know the word “jingle”, I can only assume. Is some advertising person too cool for “jingle”?

When Santa talks dirty, he calls tits “jiggle bells”.