aug 18 in idea barrages

I think someone just muted me for saying the Mets pitching situation is bad and it’s not gonna be fixed by signing even more kinda-acceptable #4-#5 starters. Like, you don’t have to be delusional to be a fan of a team. You can have a side and not be blind. (Analogy to politics.)

In that AWFUL Uber Eats ad about the guy with the terrible facial tattoos, it does not sound like he said someone “doodled” on his face, he is definitely claiming someone doo-dooed on his face and it haunts me every time I see it.

We could revolutionary ecologically-friendly air conditioning if only In and Out would share the secret of how quickly their french guys go cold with the heating and cooling industry.

The DC Comics mischievous imp Bat-Mite has a disgusting Australian cousin named Vege-Mite.

The hope for one more shot at the Big Endorphin Rush, of adventure or romance, something similar, it burns beneath the skin, flits as the corners of my eyes, whispers at my ear tips, despite my advancing years. I’ve had people describe being a dry drunk to me, it feels like that.

The sequel to BIODOME should definitely be called PANODOME.

Why say “John Wayne” when you can say “remade Marion”?

A rock musical based on the horror film SLEEPAWAY CAMP and we call it TENT.