We’d both had quite bad headaches all day, we’re f/t self-employed and work together and we had difficulty in concentrating all day because of the headaches, those that make you feel like you’re swimming and in your own dimension, not migraines, just really thick.
His because of the storms we’re having here in the UK and mine because of menopause.
After work I got in the shower to try to ease the headache. I was stood facing the shower head with my back towards the curtain. Couldn’t see anything because I had closed eyes so not to get water in them and the water blocked both my ears so I also couldn’t hear anything except gurgling water.
Hubby, the ratbag, had crept into the bathroom as I was stood there saturated and covered in shampoo, slid his hand behind the curtain and tapped me on my shoulder!
To say I screamed and crawled across the ceiling is an understatement!
He was doubled up laughing as I let out a whole string of foul language, some serious name calling and threats upon his life!
His excuse was that he needed to come in for the loo but I reminded him the loo is directly next to the shower and it’s a single unit with a door so he wouldn’t have needed to come into the shower unit!
After dressing I grabbed both of my fly swatters and proceeded to chase him around squashing him with them!
I don’t get revenge, I get even, and I WILL get him back!
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